Driving Faster Than Sound

July 1, 1966

Men, amirite?! But seriously, men suck. What is your stupid bowling bowl doing under the table. Put it in a closet or the garage or something. It's not even in a bag! How many times did Gladys and Fifner stub their toe on it as they ate dinner?

I like the bright colors in today's...WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THE SPEECH BUBBLE!!??! How does a mistake like that even happen? It's going off-panel, which leads me to ask what the original panel looked like or who does the speech bubbles? I swear to God if it's AI...

It's clear that Brutus is the better golfer, right? Knowing how Veeblefester is, it's not prudent to beat him at something. Although I would argue that it's prudent to beat him with something.

Are We Having Fun Yet?

I start back at work today so posts won't publish until the evening. It's not like anyone really reads this thing before I post the link for it anyway. If you really want me to go back to posting in the morning then you need to start paying me to do this. Or lobby to have schools operate 24 hours a day so I can work nights.

December 20, 1965

Remember when the bowling pins were set up by actual people and not a machine? I don't, because I'm not that old. This guy looks like he should have a bowling pin thrown at him.

What's wrong with Brutus? Do you see his inbox? Yet time is flying? If that's the stuff he hasn't done, can you imagine what the stack of stuff he did do looks like? Maybe that's why he's not having fun. He doesn't care about this work. 98% of the numbers he sees doesn't trickle down to him. And never will.

Sizzle & Pop

November 26, 1965

I've had my fingers pinched by bowling balls before and that hurts, I can't imagine getting hit in the head with one at full force. Although, there is an Unsolved Mysteries episode where this man pummels his mother-in-law with a bowling ball and she was fine.

Yeah, it's quieter and I get to sit on my own couch. Also, I can stop fireworks and watch something I actually want to see.

Wilberforce doesn't get to watch fireworks on TV though. Maybe he's actually outside watching the real stuff.

He Even Admits to Just Making Stuff Up

October 8, 1973

Why can't Brutus go bowling? What's to gain by Brutus staying home when all you are probably doing is sitting in front of the TV all evening? I've never liked or understood this trope.

Brutus doesn't know these stories except for what Uncle Ted tells him. Uncle Ted has been gaslighting Brutus for 50 years and he has no plans to stop.

Date Night Tonight

Gladys was really hoping for a movie tonight. Why tonight and why she can't do it tomorrow is unexplained. Maybe she needs an alibi. "No, officer, I was at a movie with my loving husband. Right by his side the entire night."

You Wore That to Bowl?

Gladys doesn't care. She is just thrilled that she was able to keep her ball in her own lane unlike the previous times where the ball wound up going into other people's lanes and two people were killed.