Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Wednesday Quickies

A man sits on the ground nursing a black eye after being punched by a large man walking by with a beautiful woman. A dog in a hat and feather stands next to the man with the black eye and a suitcase labeled 'Thornapple and his talking dog'. "Talking wasn't enough. I had to teach you how to whistle..."
April 23, 1966
Whistling is one thing. You taught him to wolf whistle? That's the one kind of whistling I would not teach a dog.

He at least seems apologetic about it.

Brutus and Veeblefester are standing in front of each other. "What do you mean I'm..." Brutus begins, but is interrupted by a yawn. "Too laid back?"
Laid back doesn't mean 'tired'.
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