Wednesday, April 01, 2026

Decaf Riff-Raff 5: The Never-Ending Story

May 17, 1967
One of my favorite things when dating someone is seeing old pictures of them and seeing embarrassing pictures of them. I mean, we're going to be swapping fluids and being inside each other, I should be able to see candid photos of you in the bathroom and weird-ass photos holding onto a 2-liter of Pepsi for dear life.

Jesus Christ. We had a three-part decaf coffee storyline back in September and we don't need another one. This isn't even an original decaf coffee strip. Brutus talked about drinking an inordinate amount of coffee to make up for the lack of caffeine back in 2023.