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Tuesday, December 10, 2024

Tuesday Trash

An unkempt, unshaven man lays on a couch with a beer next to him. His wife, just as unkempt as him, holds a mop and is yelling at him. "And as your wife, just what DO I represent to you Melvin Julius Undershot? A passing fancy? A status symbol?"
January 12, 1966
I don't even know what to say here. You're both terrible.

Gladys and Brutus are standing in the kitchen. Brutus is holding a cup of coffee while Gladys is holding a Post-It note. "Didn't you see this reminder note to take out the trash that I put on the back door?" Gladys asks. "No, you should've put it somewhere I would've seen it," Brutus says. We get a close-up of Brutus' face with a Post-It note reading 'TRASH' on his forehead.
Why couldn't you do that? Does Brutus have to do everything around here?
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