Brutus and Gladys did this before when their cable went out, they just continued sitting in their chairs watching the television. It's been awhile since I've known the terrors of the cable being out because I'm a millennial--I'm killing the television industry or something like that--I stream everything but the cable being out was when I got stuff done. Dishes, cleaning, book readin'. Why are Brutus and Gladys just staring at a blank screen when they could be reading the latest issues of
Golf Digest and, I'm going to say,
US Weekly?
