Crankshaft
Are we already with the "Crankshaft Coaches the Church Equivilent of the Bad News Bears" or is Crankshaft just done with even trying and stole that trophy?
Amazing Spider-Man
Now that I see it written out, that is a pretty stupid superpower. It would be better if he had the strength of an ant when small or at all. Time for a retcon.
Frazz
20 times and he still has his head.
Too soon? Don't blame me, blame the ill-timed publication of this comic strip that is distributed by a syndicate in Kansas City.