Keeping Brutus Alive One Sandwich At a TIme

July 16, 1966

"I also leave you...a boot to the head! And one more for Jenny and the wimp!"

He made wagers? Like, actual wagers with real money? "My uncle is such a skinflint, he'll never leave me money when he dies." I can't tell if Brutus wasn't going to be left money because his uncle was cheap or if Brutus was unlikeable, because the other two seem really happy he's just getting an umbrella.

They're eating sandwiches. The ham can't taste much different. And who sprinkles salt on their sandwich? Look, I don't want to impugn Chip's creativity, but this seems like something written by AI. "I need a low sodium diet. But this doesn't taste good. Put salt on it. Bleep bloop."

Thursday Quickies

June 14, 1966

Escape?! He's a born loser! He's never going to escape.

Ok. But what does that get Brutus?

Check In

May 10, 1966

Better nothing than this:

While the sketch above is from 1983, a continuation was made in 1987 that had a song with it. It's strange how it's still relevant.

People talking in movie shows

People smoking in bed

People voting Republican

Give them a boot to the head!

If Brutus isn't working, then what is he doing? Is he writing a story? Drawing penises on the desk? Wait. I know what he's doing:

Cool S

He's my post about what's going on with Brutus' office.

Meeting His Ticket Quota

So this police officer must have nothing else to do on his shift than pull people over for going five miles over the limit? I would definitely go to court and fight this one because unless she was weaving through the lanes or hitting parked cars, five miles is a pretty stupid reason to pull someone over.

Sunday Is TMI Day

I, for one, welcome this legislation. It also helps get rid of pesky erectile dysfunction ads between 6 A.M. and 10 P.M. I don't know how those old people who watch "The Price Is Right" are supposed to remember to ask their doctor about Viagra or Levitra but that's not my problem. My penis works just fine.

Law & Order: Born Loser Unit

I've posted very few editorial comics so figured I'd see what's going on the world of American culture.

I am looking forward to the Olympics. I find China interesting and don't really care about their human rights issues. I don't really care if that makes me a bad person because human atrocities have been happening since the dawn of humans so I don't know why we think it's bad when it's been happening for that long.

I don't remember Washington having that big of a nose. My biggest fear about the upcoming presidential election is that Democrats said "I don't want to vote for a woman" and chose Obama but when the election comes around they say "I don't want to vote for a black man" and vote for McCain. Also, I'm worried the next president will have so much work cleaning up Bush's messes that they won't get any work done in the first four years and won't be reelected.

Hopefully I'm underthinking the American populace.

The trial of Salim Hamdan aggravates me because it all seems very trumped up. They're rationalizing that because Hamdan knew bin Laden was going to attack America, he's part of the conspiracy. If that's the case then technically shouldn't Bush be tried as a war criminal?

The vagrant's name is Mr Gravesite. That's kind of cool. I like that name. If I ever go to live off the grid, I'm changing my name to Gravesite. That'll look so cool on my manifesto.

Also, this is the first BL where none of the main characters appear.